Hells Angels by Steve A.
[Today at 07:44:09 AM]
Massa looking forward to return by Jericoke
[January 18, 2017, 02:53:30 PM]
Manor Placed in Administration by Alianora La Canta
[January 17, 2017, 10:37:35 PM]
Confirmed: Bottas to Mercedes by Scott
[January 17, 2017, 08:37:32 PM]
Human Life by Ian
[January 16, 2017, 08:58:48 PM]
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Today at 07:44:09 AM by Steve A.
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Back on January 9th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,
"Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . . "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . .
why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that . . .
and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
January 17, 2017, 02:24:56 PM by Dare
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Is it really a return or coming out of retirement?He hasn't
even missed any races just like if he hadn't retired.Kinda
like throwing a birthday party for someone and finding
out it's not really their b'day.Anyway good luck Massa
January 16, 2017, 09:07:15 PM by cosworth151
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Mercedes has confirmed that Valtteri Bottas will replace Nico Rosberg for the 2017 season.
"I just can't wait to start working properly," Bottas said. "My goal is to get all the points available that is possible with the car. I have faith in you that you have been building a good car for this season so let's hope it is a good one.
"I want to thank Toto and everyone on the Mercedes and Daimler board for this opportunity. I appreciate it a lot. I won't miss this opportunity. I will give it everything I can.
"I'm so happy to be on board. I just can't wait to start work. I'm so proud to be part of this so thank you for being such a great team and thank you for allowing me to be a part of that. Let's go for whatever is possible."
I think it will make for another year of interesting times at Mercedes.
January 15, 2017, 05:57:53 PM by lkjohnson1950
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On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"
So God agreed......
On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"
And God agreed......
On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"
And God agreed again...... On the fourth day, God created humans and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."
But the human said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God. "You asked for it."
So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.
January 14, 2017, 07:12:50 PM by lkjohnson1950
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If you scroll down to the report, there is a bit ofr commentary that is totally apropos today, over 40 years later.