Ethel

[Dare]

 

                            Ethel checked into     a motel on her 60th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll     call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and     sensual massages."

    She looked through     the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony,     a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. He     had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long     powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she     could bounce a sixpence off his well-oiled buns.


    She figured, what     the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give him a call.


    "Good evening,     ma'am, how may I help you?"  Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy.


    Afraid she would     lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in, "I hear you give a     great massage.  I'd like you to come to my motel room and give me     one.  No, wait, I should be straight with you.  I'm in town all     alone and what I really want is sex.  I want it hot, and I want it now.     Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in     your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me     in chocolate syrup and whipped cream,  anything and everything, I'm     ready! Now how does that sound?".

    He said, "That     sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press "9" for an outside     line."..