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Author Topic: Top 15 Funniest Jokes of the Edinburgh Fringe 2017  (Read 464 times)

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Top 15 Funniest Jokes of the Edinburgh Fringe 2017
« on: August 22, 2017, 10:33:43 AM »
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  • 1. “I’m not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change.”
    2. “Trump’s nothing like Hitler. There’s no way he could write a book.”
    3. “I’ve given up asking rhetorical questions. What’s the point?”

    4. “I’m looking for the girl next door type. I’m just gonna keep moving house till I find her.” 

    5. “I like to imagine the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the ‘brella’. But he hesitated.” 

    6. “Combine Harvesters. And you’ll have a really big restaurant.”

    7. “I’m rubbish with names. It’s not my fault, it’s a condition. There’s a name for it...” 

    8. “I have two boys, 5 and 6. We’re no good at naming things in our house.”

    9. “I wasn’t particularly close to my dad before he died... which was lucky, because he trod on a land mine.” 

    10. “Whenever someone says, ‘I don’t believe in coincidences.’ I say, ‘Oh my God, me neither!’” 

    11. “A friend tricked me into going to Wimbledon by telling me it was a men’s singles event.” 

    12. “As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting; but apparently people who sell fruit and veg are grocer.”

    13. “For me dying is a lot like going camping. I don’t want to do it.”

    14. “I wonder how many chameleons snuck onto the Ark.” 

    15. “I went to a Pretenders gig. It was a tribute act.”

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    Offline Robem64

    Re: Top 15 Funniest Jokes of the Edinburgh Fringe 2017
    « Reply #1 on: August 22, 2017, 11:31:32 AM »
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  • I must be getting old.....I only laughed at two of these (5 & 9) :confused:
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    Offline cosworth151

    Re: Top 15 Funniest Jokes of the Edinburgh Fringe 2017
    « Reply #2 on: August 22, 2017, 02:32:25 PM »
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  • Good 'uns, Wizzo!  :DD  :good:

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    Offline Alianora La Canta

    Re: Top 15 Funniest Jokes of the Edinburgh Fringe 2017
    « Reply #3 on: August 28, 2017, 11:35:53 PM »
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  • I enjoyed most of the jokes (I think 4 and 11 are my favourites)  :DD
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    Offline Calman

    Re: Top 15 Funniest Jokes of the Edinburgh Fringe 2017
    « Reply #4 on: March 13, 2018, 06:02:25 PM »
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  • ... I thought this topic had more legs, but once I rea down to the Pretenders gig, I thought "Hymn!".

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    Cal :)
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