Hello

[Guest]

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[Scott]

 

Can we call you SH for short?

[stealthhaggis]

Call me whatever you like mate, SH, Stealth, Haggis are all fine with me. Just be carefull what you follow SH up with ok?! 

[David]

Welcome stealthhaggis, good to have you here, make yourself right at home. 

What does your nickname refer to? 

In answer to this and Scott's question it's very simple. As Ian alluded to, thanks to a top secret Scottish government project, (think Wolverine but on a slightly reduced budget and with a tartan jumpsuit) we created the perfect haggis shape which remains undetectable on radar and we were so successful in some cases to the naked eye!! It's hidden so well that it looks like some shops do not stock it and some chippies do not even deep fry it!! One of the projects first attempts accidentally created the vegetarian haggis, the head of the project was shot to prevent further healthy options being developed 'by mistake'!

That's what I call an answer.

[Wizzo]

In answer to this and Scott's question it's very simple. As Ian alluded to, thanks to a top secret Scottish government project, (think Wolverine but on a slightly reduced budget and with a tartan jumpsuit) we created the perfect haggis shape which remains undetectable on radar and we were so successful in some cases to the naked eye!! It's hidden so well that it looks like some shops do not stock it and some chippies do not even deep fry it!! One of the projects first attempts accidentally created the vegetarian haggis, the head of the project was shot to prevent further healthy options being developed 'by mistake'!

I think your going to fit right in perfectly SH   

[Ian]

Welcome stealthhaggis, good to have you here, make yourself right at home. 

What does your nickname refer to? 

In answer to this and Scott's question it's very simple. As Ian alluded to, thanks to a top secret Scottish government project, (think Wolverine but on a slightly reduced budget and with a tartan jumpsuit) we created the perfect haggis shape which remains undetectable on radar and we were so successful in some cases to the naked eye!! It's hidden so well that it looks like some shops do not stock it and some chippies do not even deep fry it!! One of the projects first attempts accidentally created the vegetarian haggis, the head of the project was shot to prevent further healthy options being developed 'by mistake'!

Love it stealth, rock on mate, you'll do well on here.