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Offline Wizzo

Christmas List
« on: November 12, 2007, 01:15:34 PM »

Mrs Wiz has asked for jewelry this Christmas and I've hunted high and low to find her something special and unique. My quest is finally over - she can now keep her belly button in tip top condition with this Silver plated Belly Button Brush.

With its delicate brush it will remove fluff in a jiffy, leaving her feeling fully groomed from head to belly button.

Its better than the whole iron board idea, and this is sure to earn me some brownie points, isn't it?  :DntKnw:

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Offline romephius

Re: Christmas List
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2007, 01:21:38 PM »
While this gift seems like wisdom Wiz, even as a clueless single man, I am not sure a woman would appreciate it...... I'm not liking your chances of a christmas out of hospital if this one makes it under the christmas tree mate......... LOL  :DD

Good effort, keep trying mate.....

Rom
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Offline Wizzo

Re: Christmas List
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2007, 01:34:07 PM »

Awww Man! Thats the last time I listen to Ian!  :crazy:
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Offline Steven Roy

Re: Christmas List
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2007, 01:38:18 PM »
I think he is wrong Wiz and you should go for it.  While we like gadgets women like knew things to make them look and feel beautiful.  How is Mrs Wiz going to feel when all her friends start talking about how clean their belly buttons are and she was unaware that belly button cleaning was the new waxing.
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Offline romephius

Re: Christmas List
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2007, 01:42:18 PM »
OH........ so that's why I am still single.......... phew...... thanks for that Steven...... I knew you had the answers....... thanks for that.......  :DD :crazy:


Rom
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Offline Steven Roy

Re: Christmas List
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2007, 02:12:39 PM »
Don't take my advice.  I am still single as well.
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Offline romephius

Re: Christmas List
« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2007, 02:17:51 PM »
Hang on Steven, I think I have the REAL answer to 'how you know you watch too much F1'

Your still single because you spend all your spare time involved with F1 and F1 related interests instead of getting out and meeting a good woman......... well a woman.......  :crazy:

Rom
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Offline cosworth151

Re: Christmas List
« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2007, 03:13:36 PM »
I think it's a fine idea, Wizzo. But keep in mind, one year I got Claw_Grrrl a set of tail lights. :crazy:

Cos
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Offline Dare

Re: Christmas List
« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2007, 03:38:38 PM »
your the last of the true
romantics Wiz,maybe a
diamond studded belly
button brush
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Offline Ian

Re: Christmas List
« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2007, 07:05:41 PM »
Would cost me a fortune to get enough tail lights for my missus.  :DD  :DD  :DD
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Offline Mrs Wiz

Re: Christmas List
« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2007, 08:56:39 PM »
 save your money Wizz,I'll just use yours !!!!
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Offline Ian

Re: Christmas List
« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2007, 09:03:01 PM »
You tell him Mrs Wiz  :tease:
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