Mail Order

[david1275]

Two IRISHMEN were looking at a Mail order catalogue and admiring the models.

One says to the other, 'Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalogue?'

The second one replies, 'Yes, they certainly are all very beautiful. And just look at the price!'

The first one says, with wide eyes, 'Wow, they aren't very expensive at all! At this price, I'm going to buy meself one.'

The second one smiles and pats him on the back. 'Great idea! You order one and if she turns out as beautiful as she is in the catalogue, I will get one too.'

Three weeks later, The younger  IRISHMAN asks his friend, 'Well, did they ever send you that girl you ordered from the catalogue?' 

The second IRISHMAN replies......

'No, but I don't think it'll be too long now. She sent all her clothes yesterday!