Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs

[David]

The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine
early each morning.

As always, Snow White stayed home doing her
domestic chores.

As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their
lunch and carry it to the mine.

One day as she arrived at the mine with the  lunch, she saw
that there had been a terrible cave-in.

Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White
began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had
somehow survived.
'Hello...Hello!' she shouted. 'Can anyone hear me?
Hello!'

For a long while, there was no answer.   Losing
hope, Snow White again shouted, 'Hello! Is
anyone down there?'

Just as she was about to give up all hope, she
heard a faint voice from deep within the mine,
singing;

ENGLAND FOR THE WORLD CUP

Snow White fell to her knees and prayed,
'Oh, thank you, God!     At least Dopey is still alive. 

[Jugirl]

     That is funny David and most probably true hehe     
Jugirl