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Offline Wizzo

Calling in Sick
« on: July 23, 2010, 11:19:43 AM »

A man calls his boss one morning and tells him that he’s staying home because he is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of Anal Glaucoma," he says in a weak voice.

The boss asks: "What the hell is Anal Glaucoma?"

He responds: "I can't see my ass coming into work today."
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Offline lkjohnson1950

Re: Calling in Sick
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2010, 03:06:30 AM »
 :DD :DD :DD

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Jugirl

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Re: Calling in Sick
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2010, 07:50:35 AM »
 :DD :DD :DD

It reminds me of this joke i know, sorry about the language hehe

What does a woman do with her arse hole every morning?

Send him to work

Jugirl
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Re: Calling in Sick
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2010, 10:50:06 AM »
Quote from: Jugirl on July 24, 2010, 07:50:35 AM
:DD :DD :DD

It reminds me of this joke i know, sorry about the language hehe

What does a woman do with her arse hole every morning?

Send him to work

Jugirl

 :DD :DD :DD That's funny right there!!
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