Best Free Game

[Dare]

I think Ian is using a cricket bat

[Scott]

Up to 8...I think I'm stuck.   

[Ian]

Cricket bat Dare, I could do with a tennis racket.

[Canada Darrell™]

To Wizzo.. I WANT MY LIFE BACK!!!!!! 

Here's to you some Carnac The Magnificent quotes:

    * May a love-starved fruit-fly molest your sister's nectarines.
    * May a desert weirdo lower his figs into your mother's soup.
    * May the Shah of Iran seek refuge under your sister's skirt.
    * May a diseased yak squat in your hot tub.
    * May you get your first French kiss from a diseased camel.
    * May your prize bull hate cows.
    * May a crazy holy man set fire to your nose hair.
    * May your Perrie water be secretly bottled in Tijuana.
    * May your only daughter take up with a yak of another faith.
    * May a crazed lizard unravel your underwear.
    * May a desert nomad do a desert no-no to your sister.
    * May a diseased Holy man soil your shelf paper.
    * May your platform shoes fail you in a camel pasture.
    * May a weird holy man with a rash play with your face.
    * May a queasy camel freshen up your mother's evening bath.
    * May a sick yak leave a gift in your sock drawer.
    * May Orca the Whale relieve himself on your carpet.
    * May a nearsighted sand flea suck syrup off your short stack.
    * May the winds of the Sahara blow a scorpion up your sister's caftan.
    * May a camel with a weak kidney condition find your Hope Chest.
    * May a weird Holy man use a Black & Decker tool on your only sister.

 

[Ian]

Eloquently put Darrell.   

[Ian]

Grrr, just got 3 home runs on 8 but none back to back.   

[Ian]

Yes, up to level 9. 

[Canada Darrell™]

FINALLY made it to level 9. I still hate this game.....

[Scott]

20,000 points???  Best I can do is one home run per try.  I've only broken 10,000 once at that level.   

[Wizzo]

Jeez and there was me trying to provide you with a little entertainment during this quiet period. It's not my fault you're all too old to finish it. 

[Jericoke]

20,000 points???  Best I can do is one home run per try.  I've only broken 10,000 once at that level.   

I've gotten a little better, but nowhere near 20,000.

you just need 5 home runs

[Ian]

  Up to level 10.

[Ian]

   Up to level 11 now     

[Ian]

Easiest end to a game I know.

[Canada Darrell™]

Ian, I humbly bestow upon thee the Geek-Of-The-Year award. Either that or there really is someone else out there who has no life like me! 

Congrats!