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Author Topic: Girl Squirrel Underpants  (Read 1916 times)

Offline Wizzo

Girl Squirrel Underpants
« on: August 22, 2010, 11:17:59 AM »
After continued complaints that certain members from Kent have been 'bothering' female squirrels. Kent County Council have wisely invested in a program to freely distribute squirrel underpants.  

You will be able to protect the nakedness of the female squirrel population, and nice to know it comes in a lovely shade of pink. Each pair will have a 3″ (7.6 cm) waist and is made of 95% cotton and 5% spandex for that added elasticity.


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Offline Ian

Re: Girl Squirrel Underpants
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2010, 11:29:23 AM »
There you go Neil baby, rock on.
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Offline Neil.P

Re: Girl Squirrel Underpants
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2010, 11:35:21 AM »
 :P Two things that I think need clarifying, regarding the initial post, which I believe has been aimed at my good self:

1) I live in the borough of Bexley :P
2) I don't bother female squirrels :P :P

Neil.P :D

Offline Wizzo

Re: Girl Squirrel Underpants
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2010, 11:44:08 AM »
I never mentioned any names....  :DntKnw:

...but if the underpants fit... :yahoo:
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Offline Dare

Re: Girl Squirrel Underpants
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2010, 12:47:00 PM »
:P Two things that I think need clarifying, regarding the initial post, which I believe has been aimed at my good self:

1) I live in the borough of Bexley :P
2) I don't bother female squirrels :P :P

Neil.P :D


Who do we know that lives in Kent and lately
has had plenty of free time on his hands. :o
Mark Twain once opined, "it's easier to con someone than to convince them they've been conned."

Offline Ian

Re: Girl Squirrel Underpants
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2010, 05:21:53 PM »
To clarify Neil's post, the borough of Bexley IS in Kent, and my answer to Dare is that I like pussies NOT squirrels.  :P
An aircraft landing is just a controlled crash.

Offline Neil.P

Re: Girl Squirrel Underpants
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2010, 05:32:06 PM »

Offline Ian

Re: Girl Squirrel Underpants
« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2010, 06:20:30 PM »
Ooooh, soooooooooo sorry Neil.  :D
An aircraft landing is just a controlled crash.

Offline Scott

Re: Girl Squirrel Underpants
« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2010, 07:04:49 PM »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_Borough_of_Bexley :P :P

Neil.P

Do each of those little puzzle pieces have its own government?  Haven't you British heard of amalgamation???
The Honey Badger doesn't give a...

Offline Neil.P

Re: Girl Squirrel Underpants
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2010, 07:58:06 PM »
Hiya Scott, each borough is run slightly differently, depending on which political party gets voted in, whenever there is an election. The boroughs are then divided up into wards which are run by councillors who are also from different political party's.

It's kinda confusing really, I'm not 100% sure what happens to be honest.

Neil.P

Offline Scott

Re: Girl Squirrel Underpants
« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2010, 08:28:36 PM »
Turn London into a mega-city like Toronto.  Include 50-60k from the centre and get rid of all those silly little governments.
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Offline lkjohnson1950

Re: Girl Squirrel Underpants
« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2010, 03:31:47 AM »
So Neil, have you been Urbanly Regenerated yet?

Lonny
Lonny

Offline claw_grrl

Re: Girl Squirrel Underpants
« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2010, 08:05:20 AM »
I think it's all a scam, and the underpants picture is a mock-up.

Based on the squirrels I know personally, anyone attempting to 'bother' one would pay dearly.  Those fuzzy little darlings are biting machines with a temper like a firecracker.

You'd draw back a bloody stub.  Trust me.

Claw_grrl

Offline Neil.P

Re: Girl Squirrel Underpants
« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2010, 09:58:04 AM »
Hi Lonny, the regeneration of the south east of London is a long time coming. Bexley is a bit out of the way for anybody to get too bothered about. Has generally low crime rates with quite high social housing, so I guess it plods on ok.

However, I live within walking distance to Abbey Wood and we are getting a new train line coming through... Yippee :yahoo: http://www.crossrail.co.uk/ :D

As for the squirrels claw, they nasty :good:

Neil.P


Offline Slugger

Re: Girl Squirrel Underpants
« Reply #14 on: August 24, 2010, 11:26:41 PM »
Hiya Scott, each borough is run slightly differently, depending on which political party gets voted in, whenever there is an election. The boroughs are then divided up into wards which are run by councillors who are also from different political party's.

It's kinda confusing really, I'm not 100% sure what happens to be honest.

Neil.P

I don't think the councillors know what's going on either Neil

 


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