HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?

[Dare]

(written by  kids)   




-You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.

Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports,

and she  should keep the chips and dip coming. 
-- Alan, age 10

 

-No person really decides before they grow up who they're  going to marry.

God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. 
-- Kristen, age  10   

2. WHAT IS THE  RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? 
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. 
-- Camille, age 10 

3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? 
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age  8 

4. WHAT DO YOU  THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?   
Both don't want any more kids.   
-- Lori, age  8 

5. WHAT DO MOST  PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?   

-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each  other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. 
--  Lynnette, age 8   (isn't she a treasure)

 

-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually  gets them interested enough

to go for a second date.   
-- Martin, age 10 

6. WHEN IS IT OKAY  TO KISS SOMEONE? 
-When they're rich.   
-- Pam, age 7   

-The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7   

-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them.

It's the right thing to do. 
- - Howard, age 8 

7.  IS IT  BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?   

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
--  Anita, age 9 (bless you child  ) 

8. HOW WOULD THE  WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET  MARRIED? 
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8 

And the #1 Favorite is....... 

9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? 
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.  (And he is only 10)

-- Ricky, age  10

[Ian]

You can't beat kids can you, no7 obviously has brothers.   

[rmassart]

These are great! A couple more years and my kids will be coming out with these sorts of little pearls of wisdom.

[John S]

Bless their little hearts, especially the first and very last. 

Excellent stuff, as usual, Dare.