A horse goes in to a pub...

[Neil.P]

Actually this isn't really a joke, and is probably cruelty to an animal.
http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/8366237.VIDEO___ERITH__Cross_Keys_loses_licence_after_horses_taken_into_the_pub/

Neil.P

[Ian]

Darn it Neil, I forgot to post this with your pic on it. I immediately though, " That's Neil surely. "      

[Scott]

I could tell you a long story about a drunken woman riding a horse and at 3 am trying to get it to go up the stairs to our terrace (which is covered - about 2.2m high).  Thankfully the horse WASN'T drunk and had more sense than the moron riding him.  A sad sequel to that story is that the same drunken woman left that horse un-tied outside her boyfriend's house (across from our parking lot) a couple of months later after another drunken night. It wandered over to the train tracks and got smeared by a night train.  We woke up to about 10 police cars in our parking lot.  There were rumours that she had to pay a $100,000 (Swiss Francs) fine as a result.  I think she left the country (she is German).

Believe me, the story is much longer...

[cosworth151]

Junior Johnson tells a story about the early days of NASCAR. The night before a race, Curtis Turner called Junior and invited him over for a drink. Junior says, "When I got to Curtis's motel, I didn't bother asking which room was his. I just assumed it was the one on the third floor with the mule on the balcony."

[lkjohnson1950]

Another sign NASCAR has forgotten what made it great. There are no Juniors or Curtis around today.

Lonny