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A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story
and listened to her prayers which ended by saying: "God bless Mommy,
God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa."
The father asked, "Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?"
The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like
the thing to do."
The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange
coincidence.
A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened
to her prayers which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy
and goodbye Grandma." The next day the grandmother died.
"Holy Moley, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other
side.
Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her
say: "God bless Mommy and goodbye Daddy." He practically went into
shock.
He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to
go to his offic e. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and
watched the clock. He figured if he could get by untilmidnight he would
be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the
end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch
and jumping at every sound.
Finally, midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went
home. When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so
late, what's the matter?"
He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the
worst day of my life."
She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe
what happened this morning,the milkman dropped dead on the front porch
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