Drunk Man

[aazz]

After slamming down nine schooners at his local pub, Harry stumbled off to have a crap. After a few minutes he started yelling his head off, so the barman reluctantly went into the toilet to check on him.

"Mate, what are you jabbering on about?" asked the barman. "You're scaring the other customers".

"Everytime I try to flush the toilet, something keeps biting my nutsack" wept Harry.

"Sir" replied the barman with the utmost patience, "please get of the mop bucket."

[lkjohnson1950]

Owwww.

Lonny

[Dare]