Now THIS is the way to off yourself

[Canada Darrell™]

So someone finally succeeded in jumping from the worlds tallest building. He leaped from the 147th floor but only made it to a balcony on floor 108. What I want to know is why did this make the news? That's only um....39 floors...not even a record I recon! Sheesh, a little planning and he coulda been #1!

OK, yeah it's sad that he felt the need to end his life. I get it. I truly feel sorry for the guy...unless he was a pedophile or something. But that still doesn't mean I'm not gonna poke fun at his expense posthumously.

http://www.montrealgazette.com/news/Asian+jumps+death+from+world+tallest+building/4759482/story.html

[Dare]

I bet the next time someone at the company he worked at
asks for a vacation they'll reconsider saying no or at least give
the answer on the ground floor

[Canada Darrell™]

I bet the next time someone at the company he worked at
asks for a vacation they'll reconsider saying no or at least give
the answer on the ground floor