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Poll

Who's Roast is the best?

JuGirl
8 (57.1%)
Neil.P
6 (42.9%)

Total Members Voted: 12

Voting closed: July 09, 2011, 10:49:52 PM

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Offline Neil.P

Re: Neil's Banana Longboat
« Reply #30 on: July 04, 2011, 02:58:28 PM »
Quote from: Wizzo on July 04, 2011, 01:02:42 PM
I'm waiting to see Neil draped over his table in a bikini.  :DD

The only thing that would be 'draped' over anything would be my belly over my thong, if I was brave enough to show any flesh :(

Neil.P
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Re: Neil's Banana Longboat
« Reply #31 on: July 04, 2011, 04:54:21 PM »
Quote from: Neil.P on July 04, 2011, 02:58:28 PM
Quote from: Wizzo on July 04, 2011, 01:02:42 PM
I'm waiting to see Neil draped over his table in a bikini.  :DD

The only thing that would be 'draped' over anything would be my belly over my thong, if I was brave enough to show any flesh :(

Neil.P

 :stop:  :o   Neil I think you will get more votes promising not to show us
your aforementioned bits.  :D :DD

After both of you have created such fine roasts you wouldn't want to put us off our grub, - now would you.  ;)   :D

 

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Offline Dare

Re: Neil's Banana Longboat
« Reply #32 on: July 04, 2011, 06:15:27 PM »
Neil isn't Rebecca's shaping the ice cream a direct
violation of the rules for this contest?that is unless
some of you squirrelly friends gave you  a hand
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Offline Neil.P

Re: Neil's Banana Longboat
« Reply #33 on: July 04, 2011, 08:42:26 PM »
I think a few of the rules have been broken already dare, quite right.

I'll look into it.

Neil.P
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Offline cosworth151

Re: Neil's Banana Longboat
« Reply #34 on: July 04, 2011, 09:43:37 PM »
Quote from: Wizzo on July 04, 2011, 01:02:42 PM
I'm waiting to see Neil draped over his table in a bikini.  :DD

I guess there is something worse than a 4 popper F1 engine!  :swoon:
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Offline romephius

Re: Neil's Banana Longboat
« Reply #35 on: July 04, 2011, 11:00:09 PM »
Neil & Ju, I couldn't even warm up a pre-roasted roast.... I'd burn the damn thing.  My old housemate used to ask me to cook when he wanted a day off work.... he wouldn't pull a sickie so he had to actually be sick.  That's how bad of a cook I am.... happily though I hate cooking so it's no major loss.... :P
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Offline Dare

Re: Neil's Banana Longboat
« Reply #36 on: July 04, 2011, 11:48:56 PM »
Neil and Ju,I couldn't afford the 5 star cooking s0
I mastered fine dining all on my own.

bon appititie
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Offline Neil.P

Re: Neil's Banana Longboat
« Reply #37 on: July 04, 2011, 11:51:58 PM »
bon appititie to you too :D

Neil.P

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Offline Canada Darrell™

Re: Neil's Banana Longboat
« Reply #38 on: July 05, 2011, 04:12:07 AM »
Sorry Neil, after agonizing over my decision I had to go with Jugirl. You got marks for the pictures as you went but she won me over with the complete menu she posted. Also, she said "crackling" which immediately made her the winner anyways, regardless of whatever else you may have brought to the table, so to speak.

PORK FAT RULES!

ps.. also, she's much cuter than you are. I mean, I've never seen your mug but I just know she's cuter!  :tease:
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Offline Neil.P

Re: Neil's Banana Longboat
« Reply #39 on: July 05, 2011, 10:43:42 AM »
No problem CD, thanks for voting anyway... >:D :D

Neil.P

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Offline Scott

Re: Neil's Banana Longboat
« Reply #40 on: July 05, 2011, 11:34:19 AM »
Quote from: F1 Darrell on July 05, 2011, 04:12:07 AM
ps.. also, she's much cuter than you are. I mean, I've never seen your mug but I just know she's cuter! 

No question  :P
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Offline Neil.P

Re: Neil's Banana Longboat
« Reply #41 on: July 05, 2011, 12:06:28 PM »
^^^ I'll get you for that :D

Neil.P
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Offline Scott

Re: Neil's Banana Longboat
« Reply #42 on: July 05, 2011, 12:51:32 PM »
I should correct that...he's cute, but not in the sense that Darrell was talking about.  Here he was in the go-kart race in Birmingham...

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Offline Neil.P

Re: Neil's Banana Longboat
« Reply #43 on: July 05, 2011, 01:07:53 PM »
 :nono: er, can we stay on topic please :DD

Neil.P
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Offline Neil.P

Re: Neil's Banana Longboat
« Reply #44 on: July 05, 2011, 01:44:02 PM »
I've given up with trifle. I'm going with the Knicker Blocker Glory and a Brown Derby now. Been ages since I had a Brown Derby :-[

Neil.P
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