Olympic housing crunch

[Dare]

now's your chance to cash in Neil


http://worldnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/02/02/10288441-olympic-housing-crunch-london-landlords-evict-tenants-to-gouge-tourists

[Scott]

Um, are you guys serious about the mascots??   

The venues are looking great,

http://www.london2012.com/venues

but the mascots, oh, the mascots...   

[Canada Darrell™]

Man, if there was any lingering doubt about Teletubbies being gay (NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!)...................

[cosworth151]

They look like they escaped from a Jon Pertwee episode of Dr. Who.

[Neil.P]

Crikey, I'm not surprised at that report, what a bunch of crooks we are over here. It'll all end in tears you know.

Neil.P

[Dare]

Neil,run you a advert.

Room for rent to sex crazed female
for 300 pounds per week.
   ps most I'll go is 400 pounds
               NeilP

[Neil.P]

That's more like it. Preferably one of the participants of the games. But which type of athlete shall I request to share my home for the duration dare, any suggestions?

Neil.P

[Dare]

How about a Russian female super heavyweight weight lifter

[Neil.P]

I was hoping you was going to suggest a person that was not going to eat me out of house and home

Neil.P

[Alianora La Canta]

Um, are you guys serious about the mascots??   

The venues are looking great,

http://www.london2012.com/venues

but the mascots, oh, the mascots...   

Sorry about inflicting those mascots on the world. Worse still, they're even available as chocolate snacks.

The housing situation is terrible. Certainly means that come September, London will have even more unfilled vacancies that it can't fill because no applicant can afford to live close enough...

[cosworth151]

Worse still, they're even available as chocolate snacks.

Not to worry, Ali. Almost everything is better as a chocolate snack!