Clothes are better than sex

[Wizzo]

For most women, the choice between sex and a new wardrobe is simple -- they go for the clothes.

Women on average say they would be willing to give up sex for 15 months for a closet full of new apparel, with 2 percent ready to abstain from sex for three years in exchange for new duds, according to a new survey of about 1,000 women in 10 U.S. cities.

Sixty-one percent of women polled said it would be worse to lose their favorite article of clothing than give up sex for a month.

No wonder so many men are coming out of the closet! 

[davewilson]

Whatever the case the old man always loses out!........

Explain to Ian,............gone off him....
The Stig

[Ian]

 'scuse me for a while peeps, Stig has cut me to the bone, got to go and get some tissues 

                                 Ian

[davewilson]

Send me money back and it will all be happy days..

The Stig