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Author Topic: the story of the blonde flying  (Read 541 times)

Online Dare

the story of the blonde flying
« on: April 14, 2012, 08:34:16 PM »

 


This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day. "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"
 
She hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and Get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. 'Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."
 
She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."
 
"O.K." says the voice on the radio.... "Repeat after me: Our Father. . Who art in Heaven. . . .."


Mark Twain once opined, "it's easier to con someone than to convince them they've been conned."

Offline Ian

Re: the story of the blonde flying
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2012, 08:53:26 PM »
 :DD  :DD  :DD  :DD
An aircraft landing is just a controlled crash.

Offline Canada Darrell™

Re: the story of the blonde flying
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2012, 10:53:51 PM »
 :DD :DD :DD
Kimi's back! Future double WDC.

 


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