Modern Fairy Tale

[cosworth151]

Once upon a time, A Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess replied, "No!"

So the Prince rode motorcycles, flew airplanes, raced cars and dated women half his age. He drank whiskey, beer and Myers Rum and never heard any bitching about it. He never had to pay alimony and he kept his house and guns. The ate hot dogs and chips and beans and blew enormous farts. He never got cheated on while he was at work, and all of his family and friends thought he was freakin' cool as hell. He had tons of money and left the toilet seat up all the time. And he lived happily ever after!

[Scott]

 

[Canada Darrell™]

AMEN!!!!!

[F1fanaticBD]