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Author Topic: The worst Valentine presents  (Read 1560 times)

Offline Wizzo

The worst Valentine presents
« on: February 12, 2007, 03:17:36 PM »
The Worst Valentine's Day Gifts For Men

The Razorba Back Shaver-Although Valentine's Day may seem like a good time to address the abundance of your man's back hair, the holiday does fall in February and his fur will keep him warm.
Premature Ejaculation Cream-This is not the occasion to tell him he doesn't rise to the occasion.
Fart Filters-There's really no polite way to introduce this product into your man's life. You might consider air freshener or a change in diet.
Penis Pump-Medieval torture devices do not make appropriate presents.
Nose Hair Trimmers-Save the money and give him a good trim in his sleep, or encourage him to grow a mustache, which may mask the problem.

The Worst Valentine's Day Gifts For Women

Weight Loss Pills-Most females don't take kindly to the suggestion that they may need to shed a few pounds. If you give her weight loss pills as a Valentine's Day gift, the extra weight she loses might be you.
PMS Relief Pills-Again, another medication that's a better gift when slipped into the medicine cabinet without her noticing.
Pregnancy Test-Nothing says, “I love you,” quite like, “Oops.”
Hair Removal Wax-You might think that she's a little hairy, but unless she looks like a primate, chances are you have more hair than she does. Maybe you should buy yourself some hair removal wax?




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