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Author Topic: Subject: SELF EXAMINATION FOR ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE  (Read 3611 times)

Offline Dare

Subject: SELF EXAMINATION FOR ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE
« on: June 19, 2013, 09:53:21 PM »

Subject: SELF EXAMINATION FOR ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE



SELF EXAMINATION FOR ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE....It takes less than 15 second... If you are over 40 yrs old, you SHOULD take this Alzheimer's Test...  How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks?

 

1. _ _NDOM

 

2. F_ _K

 

3. P_N_S

 

4. PU_S_

 

5. S_X

 

6. BOO_S

 

 
Answers:

1. RANDOM

2. FORK

3. PANTS

4. PULSE

5. SIX

6. BOOKS

 

You got all 6 wrong....didn't you??

You do NOT have Alzheimer's!! But you are a Pervert .....!!


"The
democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those
who are
willing to work and give to those who would not."
--
Thomas
Jefferson

Offline Ian

Re: Subject: SELF EXAMINATION FOR ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2013, 10:16:48 PM »
And proud of it Dare.  8)  :P  ::)
An aircraft landing is just a controlled crash.

Offline cosworth151

Re: Subject: SELF EXAMINATION FOR ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2013, 02:20:20 AM »
And proud of it Dare.  8)  :P  ::)

Ditto!  :good:
“You can search the world over for the finer things, but you won't find a match for the American road and the creatures that live on it.”
― Bob Dylan

Offline Dare

Re: Subject: SELF EXAMINATION FOR ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2013, 02:51:15 AM »
at least we know we have at least 3 sound minded
members here  :good:
"The
democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those
who are
willing to work and give to those who would not."
--
Thomas
Jefferson

Offline John S

Re: Subject: SELF EXAMINATION FOR ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2013, 08:19:45 AM »

  :confused: I only got 4 of em in the time, should I be worried about my health or my sex drive Doctor?  :DntKnw:

Racing is life - everything else is just waiting. (Steve McQueen)

Offline Scott

Re: Subject: SELF EXAMINATION FOR ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2013, 10:25:34 AM »
Got #1 right...all went downhill from there.  Where's my walker??  :crazy:
The Honey Badger doesn't give a...

Offline Alonsofan

Re: Subject: SELF EXAMINATION FOR ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2013, 12:59:10 PM »
Well I got the first one right "random" but then my mind kind of went elsewhere.
Condom never even entered my head for the first one, never a great fan of them ;) I mean to quote Mrs Browns Boys "imagine seeing a willy wrapped in that, your very own bank robber with one eye" hehe

Offline Dare

Re: Subject: SELF EXAMINATION FOR ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2013, 10:19:56 PM »
I must be the biggest pervert here,I got all six
in time it took to glance at the letters

John,4 not great but if they gave out belts in
pervertness[new Kentuckian word]you'd be
a black belt ;)
"The
democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those
who are
willing to work and give to those who would not."
--
Thomas
Jefferson

Offline John S

Re: Subject: SELF EXAMINATION FOR ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2013, 08:22:48 PM »
John,4 not great but if they gave out belts in
pervertness[new Kentuckian word]you'd be
a black belt ;)

The word you're searching for Dare is perversion, far be it from me to diagnose premature senile dementia, but I distinctly remember telling you the same thing in 1964.  :P     
 
Oh wait a minute though, on reflection it was the school nurse I was talking to back then.  :crazy: :fool:  :D 

Racing is life - everything else is just waiting. (Steve McQueen)

Offline F1fanaticBD

Re: Subject: SELF EXAMINATION FOR ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE
« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2013, 08:40:31 PM »
Does Boots count as a correct word as well? If so should I be consider consulting a doctor? Because I got them all right except the pants (No wonder some girls complain I tends to shed them pretty fast :D )

Nah, I am just fine  :tease:
Keep running the fast cars, you will be never out of girls

Offline lkjohnson1950

Re: Subject: SELF EXAMINATION FOR ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE
« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2013, 03:24:24 AM »
I scored a perfect.....wait what are we testing for? :crazy:
Lonny

 


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