Canada's Worst Driver?

[Wizzo]

[cosworth151]

That one actually leaves me speechless. 

[Scott]

I bet Jeri didn't realize anyone was filming...   

[John S]

What's funnier is the other people spent so much time watching the plonkers stupid driving antics they missed seeing the damage until it was too late!   

[Jericoke]

In Canada BMW is something of a luxury brand.  If you're driving a BMW, you're seen as someone who has:

a)  Made it.  You've worked hard, and probably had a little luck and you've reached that brass ring

b)  Spoiled rich kid who doesn't belong in public

I'm going to guess this was an example of 'b'

Reminds me of the scene in Austin Powers where Mike Myers is driving the stolen golf cart

[Scott]

Um, they have another reputation in Canada too, but it starts with an 'a' and ends in hole.  Kind of a driving attitude many develop when they turn the key or insert the fob   

[cosworth151]

You mean, what's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has pricks on the outside.

[Scott]

You mean, what's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has pricks on the outside.

Oh that's good...I'll use that from now on.   

[lkjohnson1950]

You mean, what's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has pricks on the outside.

Exactly what we used to say about local members of the Porsche Club. 

[Philbe]

Every idiot I see driving an Audi A4 seems to think they're mario freakin' Andertti.