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Author Topic: Crows  (Read 2068 times)

Offline Dare

Crows
« on: March 30, 2015, 04:42:33 AM »

Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.

 

A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death  appeared to be vehicular impacts.

However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws.

By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.

 

MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. He very quickly concluded the cause: When crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.

 

They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single crow could shout "Truck."


Mark Twain once opined, "it's easier to con someone than to convince them they've been conned."

Offline Scott

Re: Crows
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2015, 09:10:55 AM »
 :DD :DD :DD :DD
The Honey Badger doesn't give a...

Offline cosworth151

Re: Crows
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2015, 12:38:32 PM »
 :DD  :DD  :DD  :good:

It's even funnier to someone who knows what a Boston accent is.  ;)
“You can search the world over for the finer things, but you won't find a match for the American road and the creatures that live on it.”
― Bob Dylan

Offline Dare

Re: Crows
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2015, 01:10:21 PM »
:DD  :DD  :DD  :good:

It's even funnier to someone who knows what a Boston accent is.  ;)

right Cos,didn't know if some would get it
Mark Twain once opined, "it's easier to con someone than to convince them they've been conned."

Offline Scott

Re: Crows
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2015, 01:15:17 PM »
I think I watched every episode of Cheers and saw a few Survivors with Boston Rob, so yeah, I got it...  :D
The Honey Badger doesn't give a...

Offline Dare

Re: Crows
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2015, 11:25:40 PM »
I think I watched every episode of Cheers and saw a few Survivors with Boston Rob, so yeah, I got it...  :D


Just listen to the Kennedy's speak
Mark Twain once opined, "it's easier to con someone than to convince them they've been conned."

 


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