Tiger Hunting

[Wizzo]

A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged, but legendary, explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he has ever had.

The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gunbearer was behind me. Suddenly, the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger leapt toward me with a mighty ROARRRR!...... I soiled myself."

The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same."

The old explorer said, "No, not then -- just now when I went 'ROARRRR!'"
 

[vanquish89]

i think wizard can relate to that he's gettin on a bit aint he!

[Slugger]

He should have some of them Tri steel bottomed pant things.

[vanquish89]

the doctor might give them to him on prescription or discounted taking into account his age dont ya think?