Bob and the Blonde

[Dare]

 

Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar
And stared up at the TV.
 
The 10 PM news was coming on.
The news crew was covering the story
Of a man on the ledge of a large building
Preparing to jump.
 
The blonde looked at Bob and said,
"Do you think he'll jump?"
 
Bob said,
"You know, I bet he'll jump."
 
The blonde replied,
"Well, I bet he won't."
 
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said,
"You're on!"
 
Just as the blonde placed her money
on the bar, the guy on the ledge
did a swan dive off the building,
falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset,
but willingly handed her $20 to Bob. 
"Fair's fair. Here's your money."
 
Bob replied,
"I can't take your money.
I saw this earlier on the 5 P.M. news,
so I knew he would jump."
 
The blonde replied,
"I did, too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."
 

Bob took the money.     

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     Good one, Dare!

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