Pain

[lkjohnson1950]

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
 
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'nothing'.
The reason I said 'nothing' instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she then would have asked 'about what ?'
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
 
Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
 
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they "know"?
 
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really "know", here is the reason for my conclusion.
 
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
 
I rest my case.  Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap in that hammock.

[Scott]

    Unless getting kicked in the nuts brought you a new car... 

[Dare]

that's some deep thinking Lonny.Having never had a baby or
been kicked in the nuts I'll take your word for it.

[Ian]

    

[Steve A.]

Been kicked in the nuts, I go with that one. Child birth, nothing at all.

[F1fanaticBD]

May I know which beer made you think ike so Lonny? Because most of the time I take a few, I propose to initiate the process that will lead to child--birth in a few month

I might try out a few that will take to such deep thought 

[lkjohnson1950]

That bit of thought is not mine BD, it was e-mailed to me. Never was kicked in the nuts, but I slipped while trimming a tree once and straddled a branch. Most extremely painful. Any man who laughs when he sees this depicted on film has never experienced it. 

[F1fanaticBD]

Never was kicked in the nuts, but I slipped while trimming a tree once and straddled a branch. Most extremely painful. Any man who laughs when he sees this depicted on film has never experienced it. 

Never been kicked either, but playing cricket meant I got a few hits there and yeah I know exactly what you mean.

[Steve A.]

Been kicked in the nuts, and had the bruising to prove it. I go with that. Been to the birth of my kids and it was was.