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Author Topic: The busy barber  (Read 2617 times)

Offline Wizzo

The busy barber
« on: August 10, 2016, 04:02:48 PM »
A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looks around the shop and checks his appointments and says "about 2 hours," and the guy leaves.

A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks..."how long before I can get a haircut?"

Again, the barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says "about 2 hours." The guy leaves.

A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks "how long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says "about an hour and a half". The guy leaves.

The barber says to his apprentice "I think that guy must be another barber thinking of setting up in this area. Follow him and see if you can work out who he is and where he goes."

A short while later the apprentice comes back. "I don't know who he is but he must be a friend of your wife. After he left here he went to your house!"


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Offline Ian

Re: The busy barber
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2016, 04:26:46 PM »
 :DD  :DD  :DD
An aircraft landing is just a controlled crash.

Offline Scott

Re: The busy barber
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2016, 07:13:07 PM »
 :DD :DD Even family friendly...son and wife both got a chuckle
The Honey Badger doesn't give a...

Offline F1fanaticBD

Re: The busy barber
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2016, 07:32:31 PM »
 :DD  :DD
Keep running the fast cars, you will be never out of girls

Offline cosworth151

Re: The busy barber
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2016, 09:08:00 PM »
 :DD  :DD  :DD  Good one, Wizzo!   :good:
“You can search the world over for the finer things, but you won't find a match for the American road and the creatures that live on it.”
― Bob Dylan

Offline Steve A.

Re: The busy barber
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2016, 08:32:30 AM »
 :good: :good:

 


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