To put it another way: there's more chance of them hiring you than Felipe. (Though if it turns out you've ever had a racing licence, the joke is probably going to fall flat )
Well, driving and me are not natural bed fellows, I can do it but I choose the bus every time. I guess not having a car right now probably makes that choice easier, but the point's the same!
Maybe if we get enough money together, Williams might give one of us a test? And it pains me to even make that joke
If you've got a few million quid down the sofa. I can't find much money in mine past the sandwich wrappers...
Well, I had a go, but all I could find down the sofa was David's old Cool-Tart, A William Hill betting slip (or was it a Damon Hill?) ... An old Chocolate oh Clair and nothing much more to be Frank!!!
Oh yes, and an old packet of squashed tarnished Rothmans!! (I Vill Neuve things around and have another look later).
All the best,