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Author Topic: Groaners  (Read 430 times)

Offline Dare

Groaners
« on: February 24, 2018, 06:54:23 PM »
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  •  
    • Q: What has four legs and one arm?

    A: A happy pit bull.

     
    • 'Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.'

     
    • Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?

    A: Because they taste funny.

     
    • “I have a vest. If I had my arms cut off, it would be a jacket.”


    • “If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.”


    "The
    democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those
    who are
    willing to work and give to those who would not."
    --
    Thomas
    Jefferson

    Offline Ian

    Re: Groaners
    « Reply #1 on: February 24, 2018, 09:15:02 PM »
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  •  :DD  :DD  :DD
    An aircraft landing is just a controlled crash.

    Offline cosworth151

    Re: Groaners
    « Reply #2 on: February 25, 2018, 04:18:41 PM »
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    • “If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.”

    Use a Maxwell parachute. It's good 'til the last drop.
    “You can search the world over for the finer things, but you won't find a match for the American road and the creatures that live on it.”
    ― Bob Dylan

    Offline Steve A.

    Re: Groaners
    « Reply #3 on: March 13, 2018, 02:49:32 PM »
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  • Got the last one on a team shirt..