The family dog

[Dare]

So I get home yesterday and my dog is laying on my deck covered in mud and has a rabbit in his mouth. He's not bloody, just dirty.
Now, my neighbors raise rabbits for 4H and have blue ribbon winners.
I instantly knew it was one of theirs.
So I get the rabbit away from my dog, I take it inside, wash all the dirt off and before my neighbors got home I took it over, put him back in the cage and went back home.
Not 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming....
So I go out and say... What's wrong???? Play it up etc.....
They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage.
I think their gonna move

[John S]

 

You missed Halloween by a few weeks Dare, but it's still a damn fine joke.   

[cosworth151]

They're making a new TV series about it:

The Hopping Dead

[Scott]

    Oh Cos 

[Calman]

Sounds like it came from the same script writer as the famous "Yalla Canary" in Only Fools & Horses or the little girl's Tortoise in One Foot in the Grave!! 

Best Regards,
Cal

[lkjohnson1950]