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Dare:
Nurse came in and said Doc, there's a man in the waiting room who thinks he's invisible, what should i tell him? The doctor said Tell him I can't see him today

Calman:
Okay Dare, I am an "addict" to these Dr Doctor jokes and my wife sometimes wishes I could lock myself in a room and tell them all to a mirror ... just for my fix you understand.

So, if you don't mind me adding to your topic, here is one of 5,000, just off the top of my head ...

Patient:  "Dr Doctor ... don't ask me why, but I feel like a Bridge"

Dr:  "C'mon Man, what's come over you today?"

Patient:  "... so far, a bus, 17 cars and 1 lorry".

Best Regards,
Cal :)

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