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Author Topic: afternoon popsicle  (Read 202 times)

Offline Dare

afternoon popsicle
« on: December 03, 2018, 12:11:30 AM »
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  • A couple wants to have sex but their son is in the house.
    The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie " with their 8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities...

    "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he shouted.He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.

    "An ambulance just drove by!"

    "Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out.

    "Matt's riding a new bike!"

    "Looks like the Sanders are moving!"

    "Jason is on his skate board!"

    After a few moments he announced... "The Coopers are having sex. Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed.

    Dad cautiously called out..."How do you know they're having sex?" "Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle."


    "The
    democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those
    who are
    willing to work and give to those who would not."
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    Jefferson

    Offline lkjohnson1950

    Re: afternoon popsicle
    « Reply #1 on: December 03, 2018, 02:52:32 AM »
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  •  :DD :DD :DD
    Lonny

    Offline cosworth151

    Re: afternoon popsicle
    « Reply #2 on: December 03, 2018, 02:57:46 PM »
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  •  :DD  :DD  :DD  Good'un, Dare!   :good:
    “You can search the world over for the finer things, but you won't find a match for the American road and the creatures that live on it.”
    ― Bob Dylan

    Offline Ian

    Re: afternoon popsicle
    « Reply #3 on: December 04, 2018, 01:48:12 PM »
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  •  :DD  :DD  :DD , me and my sister used to get sent to Sunday school Dare.
    An aircraft landing is just a controlled crash.

    Offline Scott

    Re: afternoon popsicle
    « Reply #4 on: December 08, 2018, 04:42:25 PM »
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  •  :DD :DD :DD
    The Honey Badger doesn't give a...

    Offline Calman

    Re: afternoon popsicle
    « Reply #5 on: December 08, 2018, 09:41:23 PM »
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  • I've come back and read this joke twice.  I think it's funnier on it's second reading (and it was seriously funny the first time around).

    I bet it's based on a true story!

     :DD :DD :DD :DD

    Best Regards,
    Cal :)
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