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Author Topic: The Thing of Nightmares!!!  (Read 1758 times)

Offline Calman

The Thing of Nightmares!!!
« on: January 11, 2019, 06:05:41 AM »
Straight from thee official F1 website, this has to be the more frightening/strange and weird set of F1 driver photos I think I've ever seen!!! (going back many, Many, MANY!!! years).

https://www.formula1.com/en/drivers.html

CHAPTER #1
Let's start from the top ....  it looks like Danny Ric passed a wig onto Lewis, who then passed it along to Seb.  From there, Seb passed it onto Kimi, who flattened it and handed it to Max.  Then ... it had to be revitalised, so they did some hairdressing work on it and handed it to Carlos, but it still didn't look right, so the hairdryer came out and it was then passed along the Hulk.  By this point, it started to look semi normal, so Charles got to wear it for a while - a little beaten up, but a wig that looked half natural.

CHAPTER #2
While the wig was being handed around above, a film crew appeared on scene, looking for some Extras for a horror movie, so Lando was first to put on his scary movie face! ... next ... Sergio pulled his sinister face!! ... hmm, not bad ... next ... Lance had a go at the Disturbed face!!! ... interesting, but not what we are looking for ... next ... then came George ... CHILLING!!! you've got the part.

I think 4-5 drivers escaped with "normal" photos, what do you think guys?

Best Regards,
Cal :)


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Offline Alonsofan

Re: The Thing of Nightmares!!!
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2019, 01:37:00 PM »
Crikey, it really is a scary movie hehe
Hamilton looks stoned, no wonder he wins so many races.
Raikkonen looks really old.
Verstappen looks like Chunk from the film The Goonies hehe.
Loving the hair Ricciardo.
Sainz looks like Syed the gay Muslim who used to be in Eastenders.
And what has happened to Russell....is he wearing eyeliner?

Two things Sir Benny...
1- it's not a nightmare because where are the Spice Girls?
2- how am I supposed pick a new driver from that line up? Hehe

Offline lkjohnson1950

Re: The Thing of Nightmares!!!
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2019, 04:07:55 PM »
Looks like mug shots to me. Something out of a Gangster movie.
Lonny

Offline cosworth151

Re: The Thing of Nightmares!!!
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2019, 06:48:37 PM »
Anybody who changed teams has had their head placed on a cartoon body!   :swoon:

At least the chin strap "beards" are a thing of the past.
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Offline Robem64

Re: The Thing of Nightmares!!!
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2019, 10:26:57 PM »
Giovinazzi looks like he's advertising hairspray!
"I'm not a pessimist, I'm an optimist with experience"

Offline Alianora La Canta

Re: The Thing of Nightmares!!!
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2019, 09:59:08 AM »
What I really want to know is... ...when did Antonio get the wig to which Calman refers? I reckon just before Dan, who insisted on hacking part of it off to make it look slightly less ridiculous.
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Offline Calman

Re: The Thing of Nightmares!!!
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2019, 08:58:04 PM »
What I really want to know is... ...when did Antonio get the wig to which Calman refers? I reckon just before Dan, who insisted on hacking part of it off to make it look slightly less ridiculous.

I think it was briefly "wind tunnel" tested, prior to landing on Antonio's lap (or do I mean head).

Best Regards,
Cal :)
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Offline Alianora La Canta

Re: The Thing of Nightmares!!!
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2019, 12:34:37 AM »
What I really want to know is... ...when did Antonio get the wig to which Calman refers? I reckon just before Dan, who insisted on hacking part of it off to make it look slightly less ridiculous.

I think it was briefly "wind tunnel" tested, prior to landing on Antonio's lap (or do I mean head).

Best Regards,
Cal :)

It landed in his lap and then he put it on his head without bothering to do anything to straighten it out first.
Percussus resurgio
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http://alianoralacanta.tumblr.com (Blog/Tumblr)

 


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