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Author Topic: Old Men  (Read 2128 times)

Offline lkjohnson1950

Old Men
« on: January 19, 2019, 02:46:01 PM »
A n elderly man in Kentucky had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back.
 
It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
 
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
 
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
 
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
 
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
 
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
 
One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'
 
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
 
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
 
Some old men can still think fast.


Lonny

Offline cosworth151

Re: Old Men
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2019, 04:30:34 PM »
 :DD  :DD  :DD   :good:
“You can search the world over for the finer things, but you won't find a match for the American road and the creatures that live on it.”
― Bob Dylan

Offline Calman

Re: Old Men
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2019, 08:20:08 PM »
Naughty .... but nice!!!!  :DD

Best Regards,
Cal :)
Anyone Have A Decent Pen?

Offline Dare

Re: Old Men
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2019, 10:35:23 PM »
Hey watch the Kentucky jokes  :tease:
Mark Twain once opined, "it's easier to con someone than to convince them they've been conned."

 


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