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Author Topic: Hunting trip  (Read 3163 times)

Offline Dare

Hunting trip
« on: March 25, 2019, 12:46:18 AM »
Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Sal grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He tells the operator, "I think Sal is dead! What should I do?

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead.”

There is silence. And then a gunshot is heard.

Vinny's voice comes back on the line,

“Okay... Now what? ”


Mark Twain once opined, "it's easier to con someone than to convince them they've been conned."

Offline Jericoke

Re: Hunting trip
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2019, 02:11:06 AM »
Wait... is this how Williams' engineering is working?

"Hey Claire, I'm not sure if the aero is working"

"Well, let's make sure it's not working before we do anything"

"Okay, I'll get my hammer"

Offline lkjohnson1950

Re: Hunting trip
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2019, 04:17:15 PM »
Oh Jeri, that's cold.   :DD :DD :DD
Lonny

Offline Calman

Re: Hunting trip
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2019, 06:00:40 PM »
.. the old ones are the best!!!

Gives me a chuckle every time though!  :DD

Best Regards,
Cal :)
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Re: Hunting trip
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2019, 06:47:51 PM »
 :DD  :DD  :DD  :DD

Dare you've been hanging out with ambulance crews for too long.  :tease:
Racing is Life - everything else is just....waiting. (Steve McQueen)

Offline TimmyTime

Re: Hunting trip
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2019, 08:10:55 PM »
 :DD :DD love it
You have heard of Hammer time..this is TimmyTime

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Re: Hunting trip
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2019, 12:08:58 PM »
Wait... is this how Williams' engineering is working?

"Hey Claire, I'm not sure if the aero is working"

"Well, let's make sure it's not working before we do anything"

"Okay, I'll get my hammer"

 :DD :DD Nice thought Jeri.  :D

But nah Jeri, you're confusing Williams and McLaren.  ;)

McLaren had to reorganise because they'd become overly corporate in structure and thinking, this can lead to the I'll take the hammer approach - hey maybe it did.  :DntKnw:

Williams' woes seem to come from not being corporate enough for the leader of the Tech side.  ::)
No amount of hammering from the worker ants can make up for no workable design or leadership from the top.  :(

Racing is Life - everything else is just....waiting. (Steve McQueen)

 


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