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Author Topic: fall guy  (Read 2418 times)

Offline Monty

fall guy
« on: April 04, 2019, 10:11:13 AM »
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in a theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, she whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became impatient.

"Sir," the usher said, "if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager."

Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of the manager. In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them asked repeatedly for him to move, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police.

The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right sir, what's your name?" "Sam," the man moaned. "Where are you from, Sam?" the cop asked.

And with pain in his voice, Sam replied, "The balcony."



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Re: fall guy
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2019, 03:34:28 PM »
 :DD :DD Good'un, Monty!
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Offline Calman

Re: fall guy
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2019, 06:28:08 PM »
That joke has quite the impact!!  :DD ... Good 'un.

Best Regards,
Cal :)
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Re: fall guy
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2019, 05:10:56 PM »
 :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD

That'll have em falling in the aisles Monty,
- oh wait a minute they already are.  :D 
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