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Author Topic: Ferrari's 2019 F1 fuel smells odd, according to Horner  (Read 4788 times)

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Ferrari's 2019 F1 fuel smells odd, according to Horner
« on: April 08, 2019, 05:25:10 PM »
Now either he's got his Mondays mixed up and is playing a late April Fools, - he's mistaken their cocktail bar for the fuel dump in Bahrain's twilight, - or them Red Devils and their supplier Shell have found a new go faster ingredient.

You choose your own answer:-       

https://www.gpfans.com/en/articles/37949/horner-reveals-bizarre-smell-of-ferrari-s-2019-fuel/

Of course Horner could just have had one too many juices himself.  :tease:


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Re: Ferrari's 2019 F1 fuel smells odd, according to Horner
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2019, 05:42:44 PM »
Oddly, before the comment about Grapefruit Juice, I was imagining a Ferrari smelling of Piña Colada, it would fit in with Vettel's tash  :D 

Only fools and prancing horses. 

Offline Scott

Re: Ferrari's 2019 F1 fuel smells odd, according to Horner
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2019, 06:43:40 PM »
Maybe he can give us a rundown on each team’s fuel aromas.

Mercedes smells like Bratwurst.  Racing Point smells like Maple Syrup.  Renault smells like baguette.
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Offline Calman

Re: Ferrari's 2019 F1 fuel smells odd, according to Horner
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2019, 07:15:25 PM »
Haas smells like a Cheese Burger and Toro Rosso's fuel smells like CRAP!!!  :D

Best Regards,
Cal :)
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Re: Ferrari's 2019 F1 fuel smells odd, according to Horner
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2019, 07:35:31 PM »
Williams has the aroma of a burnt dinner, a sad reminder of what was supposed to be a delicious feast  :(

Offline Jericoke

Re: Ferrari's 2019 F1 fuel smells odd, according to Horner
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2019, 07:57:29 PM »
Normally when someone is spouting crazy ideas we'll say "what are they sniffing?"

Usually it's meant as a rhetorical question without an answer...

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Re: Ferrari's 2019 F1 fuel smells odd, according to Horner
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2019, 08:03:54 PM »
Maybe it helps him get through meetings with Helmut Marko and Max?  :tease:

Offline Calman

Re: Ferrari's 2019 F1 fuel smells odd, according to Horner
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2019, 08:14:14 PM »
I wonder if Christian shared this with Geri, early in their relationship .... "Well Geri my Lovely Fluffy Button!! ... it is said that one of the reasons for the ladies being attracted to me, is my talent in sniffing odd chemicals!! .. not so much with Old Spices, but give me an old can of fuel and I'll rock your world!!!!!"

Best Regards,
Cal :)

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Offline cosworth151

Re: Ferrari's 2019 F1 fuel smells odd, according to Horner
« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2019, 07:36:28 PM »
Maybe the headline should have been "Horner says Ferrari has Gas & It Stinks."

Did he check to see if the Ferrari had one of those little, flat Christmas trees hanging from the Halo bar?
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Offline Calman

Re: Ferrari's 2019 F1 fuel smells odd, according to Horner
« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2019, 07:56:42 PM »
Well, maybe if Ferrari signed up Mr Stroll, they could go with "Flat-U"-Lance" .... sorry folks, best I could come up with on word play at short notice!

Best Regards,
Cal :)
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Offline TimmyTime

Re: Ferrari's 2019 F1 fuel smells odd, according to Horner
« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2019, 02:21:03 PM »
Ferrari will always find a way to bend any rules they can, funny it seems to be doing them no help whatsoever!!  :DD
« Last Edit: April 13, 2019, 03:40:27 PM by TimmyTime »
You have heard of Hammer time..this is TimmyTime

Online Dare

Re: Ferrari's 2019 F1 fuel smells odd, according to Horner
« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2019, 05:25:46 PM »
Ferrari will always find a way to bend any rules they can, funny it seems to be doing them no help whatsoever!!  :DD

You must really hate Ferrari for some reason
Mark Twain once opined, "it's easier to con someone than to convince them they've been conned."

Offline TimmyTime

Re: Ferrari's 2019 F1 fuel smells odd, according to Horner
« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2019, 06:09:51 PM »
Yes Dare I do. For the following reasons;

I support British drivers and teams. Ferrari are neither and haven't had one since Irvine ( I know he is Irish) who I hated too.

Secondly, being a Hamilton fan, why would I support his rivals??

Thirdly, they always, always seem to cheat and bend the rules

Lastly, Schumacher. Need I say more as a British fan??
You have heard of Hammer time..this is TimmyTime

Online Dare

Re: Ferrari's 2019 F1 fuel smells odd, according to Horner
« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2019, 09:41:39 PM »
Yes Dare I do. For the following reasons;

I support British drivers and teams. Ferrari are neither and haven't had one since Irvine ( I know he is Irish) who I hated too.

Secondly, being a Hamilton fan, why would I support his rivals??

Thirdly, they always, always seem to cheat and bend the rules

Lastly, Schumacher. Need I say more as a British fan??


Hate is a big word
Mark Twain once opined, "it's easier to con someone than to convince them they've been conned."

Offline TimmyTime

Re: Ferrari's 2019 F1 fuel smells odd, according to Horner
« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2019, 07:00:59 AM »
Yes Dare I do. For the following reasons;

I support British drivers and teams. Ferrari are neither and haven't had one since Irvine ( I know he is Irish) who I hated too.

Secondly, being a Hamilton fan, why would I support his rivals??

Thirdly, they always, always seem to cheat and bend the rules

Lastly, Schumacher. Need I say more as a British fan??


Hate is a big word

Actually it is a small word, in this case used as a verb, with strong meaning.

It is also a clever word that can act in many different ways.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/dictionary.cambridge.org/amp/english/hate
You have heard of Hammer time..this is TimmyTime

 


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