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Author Topic: The senior and the Vette  (Read 1347 times)

Offline Dare

The senior and the Vette
« on: April 12, 2019, 12:29:28 AM »
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife
ran off with a State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.


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Online lkjohnson1950

Re: The senior and the Vette
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2019, 01:54:29 AM »
 :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD
Lonny

Offline Calman

Re: The senior and the Vette
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2019, 02:18:32 AM »
Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :DD

I just want to know how all these OAP's manage to grab ... hang on, I was going to say "great cars" and realised we are talking about the mid-life crisis car itself, the Vette!!  :D

Best Regards,
Cal :)
Anyone Have A Decent Pen?

Offline monty

Re: The senior and the Vette
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2019, 09:16:49 AM »
 :DD harsh!  :D

Offline cosworth151

Re: The senior and the Vette
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2019, 03:28:05 PM »
Sounds good to me.  ::)
“You can search the world over for the finer things, but you won't find a match for the American road and the creatures that live on it.”
― Bob Dylan

Offline Ian

Re: The senior and the Vette
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2019, 05:04:39 PM »
 :DD  :DD  :DD  :DD  Good one Dare.  :good:
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Offline Scott

Re: The senior and the Vette
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2019, 09:33:42 PM »
 :DD :DD :DD
The Honey Badger doesn't give a...

 


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