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Interview
« on: April 15, 2019, 01:07:51 PM »
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  • I had a job interview recently but I don’t think it went well:-
    The interviewer started by saying they were looking for somebody responsible.
    “Well you’ve found your man,” I responded, “whenever there was a problem in my last job, they always said that I was responsible!”

    He then asked me where I would you see myself in five years’ time.
    My answer was: "Personally I believe my biggest weakness is in listening."

    Picking up on a new theme he asked what my biggest weakness was. I said “honesty”. The interviewer said “I don’t see that as a weakness”, and I replied “I don’t care what you think”…

    He asked me to describe myself in three words. I said “not very good at following instructions”.

    He then asked for another weakness that I could see in myself. I said “my stubbornness”. He asked me to give more details and I said “no”.

    He asked if I could perform under pressure. I said, “yes, and I do a good version of Bohemian Rhapsody too”.

    He said if successful you’ll be earning 20,000 but later you can earn 40,000.
    I said “OK, I’ll come back later then.”



    Offline Scott

    Re: Interview
    « Reply #1 on: April 15, 2019, 01:15:43 PM »
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  •  :DD :DD :DD

    I saw paragraph 3 as a joke on it’s own.
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    « Reply #2 on: April 15, 2019, 09:00:27 PM »
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  • That is brilliantly bad!
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    Offline Calman

    Re: Interview
    « Reply #3 on: April 15, 2019, 11:07:31 PM »
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  • I thought it was awfully good myself!!!  :DD

    (yes, I did like "can you perform Under Pressure" ... that was stunning, well, it was a kind of magic anyway!).

    Best Regards,
    Cal :)
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