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Bernie's Millions

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Wizzo:

Bernie Ecclestone threw a party and invited all of his buddies and F1 chums, including Micheal Schumacher. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating BBQ and flirting with the women.
 
At the height of the party, Bernie said, "I came home from a business trip and I found a 10 foot alligator got in my pool and I can't find anybody who will come and take him away. I'd give a million pounds to anyone who would do the job!"
 
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Schumacher in the pool! Schumi was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! He was jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping it through the air like some kind of Kung-Fu master. The water was churning and splashing in the struggle. Finally Schumacher strangled the gator and let it float to the surface. He slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was staring in disbelief.
 
Finally Bernie says, "Michael, I reckon I owe you a million pounds." "I don't want it," said Schumacher, panting. Bernie says, "Micheal, I have to give you something! You won the bet." Schumacher says, "I would be satisfied if you gave me the name of whichever one of these bast**d drivers it was that pushed me in the pool!"  :DD

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