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Chat up lines

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Wizzo:
As you know I like to try and keep a smile on your faces so take a look at my selection of the worst chat up lines...unless you use, er I mean know of any better ones.  ;)

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?

You have to tell me your name, because last night in my dreams, I could only call you 'baby'...

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock...

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh? Can I help?"

Hi I'm conducting a feel test of how many women have pierced nipples...

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you...

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you...

Have you ever played naked leap frog?

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