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Author Topic: Complete the sentence  (Read 18167 times)

Offline Wizzo

Complete the sentence
« on: September 26, 2007, 05:10:57 PM »
The Competition
Complete the following sentence:

You know you've watched too much F1 when.............

Answers can be funny, clever, witty or serious, just complete the sentence with whatever you think of - it's that simple.

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The Rules
All entries must be posted on or before 14/10/07
Each member can post as many answers as they like.
The winner will be chosen by Mr Wiz (snigger)
« Last Edit: September 26, 2007, 05:20:22 PM by GPWizard »


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Offline Dare

Re: Complete the sentence
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2007, 09:20:26 PM »
you check out GP Wizard first thing
upon rising in the morning,then you
fix your coffee
"The
democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those
who are
willing to work and give to those who would not."
--
Thomas
Jefferson

Offline cosworth151

Re: Complete the sentence
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2007, 09:43:10 PM »
1. when you tell the speed cop, "I wasn't speeding, I was qualifying!

2. (Men only) when you go to the image gallery and skip past the babes to look at the race pix.
“You can search the world over for the finer things, but you won't find a match for the American road and the creatures that live on it.”
― Bob Dylan

Offline Ian

Re: Complete the sentence
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2007, 10:47:56 PM »
When you pull into the garage and trash the pump attendant
An aircraft landing is just a controlled crash.

Offline cosworth151

Re: Complete the sentence
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2007, 10:55:20 PM »
When you start to think that the stuff in store section of "The Official Formula 1 Website" might actually be worth what they charge for them.
“You can search the world over for the finer things, but you won't find a match for the American road and the creatures that live on it.”
― Bob Dylan

Offline Steven Roy

Re: Complete the sentence
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2007, 11:15:50 PM »
When you can't understand why people think it is strange that you get up at 3am to watch a race in Japan.

Offline Dare

Re: Complete the sentence
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2007, 04:20:24 AM »
When Max Mosely makes any statement and you
think it makes perfect sense
"The
democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those
who are
willing to work and give to those who would not."
--
Thomas
Jefferson

Offline Dare

Re: Complete the sentence
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2007, 04:33:54 AM »
you remove the fenders off your auto so
you'll have a open wheel racer
"The
democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those
who are
willing to work and give to those who would not."
--
Thomas
Jefferson

Offline romephius

Re: Complete the sentence
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2007, 04:48:48 AM »
You try to find ways of getting more aero devices and cabon fibre components on your Ford Focus

Rom

Offline romephius

Re: Complete the sentence
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2007, 04:49:27 AM »
You look for ways to getter better ground effect on your road car....

Rom

Offline romephius

Re: Complete the sentence
« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2007, 04:50:03 AM »
You try to do pit stop procedures at the petrol station.....

Rom

Offline Dare

Re: Complete the sentence
« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2007, 04:58:44 AM »
you go to a plastic surgeon and tell the
doctor to make you look like Kubica
"The
democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those
who are
willing to work and give to those who would not."
--
Thomas
Jefferson

Offline cosworth151

Re: Complete the sentence
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2007, 05:49:14 AM »
someone asks you the time and you reply "4 days, 12 hours, 5 minutes and 38 seconds until Fuji.
“You can search the world over for the finer things, but you won't find a match for the American road and the creatures that live on it.”
― Bob Dylan

Offline SennaMan

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Re: Complete the sentence
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2007, 05:49:28 AM »

..................when you wake up screaming after dreaming Bernie Ecclestone was the first President of a World Government.............. and Max Mosley was his Deputy!
"In a Democracy, civil dissent and even disobedience is a responsibility and a duty. Indeed, the extent dissent is tolerated is in itself a test of a Democracy."

Bruce Elton Foulds - 2010.

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Re: Complete the sentence
« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2007, 05:59:31 AM »

when you consider Kimi Raikkonen is the most exhilarating and wittiest "post-race" speaker on the planet.
"In a Democracy, civil dissent and even disobedience is a responsibility and a duty. Indeed, the extent dissent is tolerated is in itself a test of a Democracy."

Bruce Elton Foulds - 2010.

 


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