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Author Topic: Complete the sentence  (Read 18173 times)

Offline SennaMan

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Re: Complete the sentence
« Reply #15 on: September 27, 2007, 06:05:13 AM »

when, while watching another F1 GP, you yell out,
 
"Only another hour to go, honey!"

to your hot new chick who wants you to come back to bed! 
"In a Democracy, civil dissent and even disobedience is a responsibility and a duty. Indeed, the extent dissent is tolerated is in itself a test of a Democracy."

Bruce Elton Foulds - 2010.

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Re: Complete the sentence
« Reply #16 on: September 27, 2007, 06:09:03 AM »
you swore,

 "I'll never buy another f*****g FORD!"

after they pulled the plug on the JAGUAR F1 team.......................

and traded yours the very next day on a bloody FWD TOYOTA Corolla!

« Last Edit: September 27, 2007, 06:13:02 AM by SennaMan »
"In a Democracy, civil dissent and even disobedience is a responsibility and a duty. Indeed, the extent dissent is tolerated is in itself a test of a Democracy."

Bruce Elton Foulds - 2010.

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Re: Complete the sentence
« Reply #17 on: September 27, 2007, 06:18:34 AM »
before ya take delivery of aforesaid TOYOTA Corolla sedan, you negotiate for all the tyre treads to be painted with two separate white bands.................

including the "space saver" spare!   
« Last Edit: September 27, 2007, 06:27:02 AM by SennaMan »
"In a Democracy, civil dissent and even disobedience is a responsibility and a duty. Indeed, the extent dissent is tolerated is in itself a test of a Democracy."

Bruce Elton Foulds - 2010.

Offline cosworth151

Re: Complete the sentence
« Reply #18 on: September 27, 2007, 06:24:46 AM »
you can remember the chassis number of the Williams-Cosworth FW-28 that Webber drove at Monaco last year, but not where you left your car keys.
“You can search the world over for the finer things, but you won't find a match for the American road and the creatures that live on it.”
― Bob Dylan

Offline Alianora La Canta

Re: Complete the sentence
« Reply #19 on: September 27, 2007, 11:54:47 AM »
when you tell the surveyer that the most famous Japanese person you know is Takuma Sato.

(NB - this happened to me in July this year).
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Offline romephius

Re: Complete the sentence
« Reply #20 on: September 27, 2007, 12:05:21 PM »
Everytime you see a blue shirt on the side of the road you pull over to let the leaders through.....

Rom

Offline romephius

Re: Complete the sentence
« Reply #21 on: September 27, 2007, 12:06:36 PM »
You get annoyed when you keep missing the apex of the corners.....

Rom

Offline romephius

Re: Complete the sentence
« Reply #22 on: September 27, 2007, 12:07:27 PM »
You can't understand why your hubcaps don't do the same job as the Ferrari....

Rom

Offline Dare

Re: Complete the sentence
« Reply #23 on: September 27, 2007, 02:00:08 PM »
when you park your car in the garage you
put a monitor on the hood so you can
check out the telemetry
"The
democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those
who are
willing to work and give to those who would not."
--
Thomas
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Offline romephius

Re: Complete the sentence
« Reply #24 on: September 27, 2007, 02:00:33 PM »
When it comes time to renew your licence, you ask the transport department if the FIA has approved your super licence........

Rom

Offline romephius

Re: Complete the sentence
« Reply #25 on: September 27, 2007, 02:01:14 PM »
you call in a team of 16 engineers just to turn your car on.......

Rom

Offline cosworth151

Re: Complete the sentence
« Reply #26 on: September 27, 2007, 05:40:56 PM »
you try to pull off the steering wheel when you park.
“You can search the world over for the finer things, but you won't find a match for the American road and the creatures that live on it.”
― Bob Dylan

Offline Alianora La Canta

Re: Complete the sentence
« Reply #27 on: September 27, 2007, 10:24:22 PM »
you say that you were late for your appointment because "unfortunately I failed to optimise the fuel strategy for the first stint of my journey down to the chip shop, resulting in a Honda passing me and ruining my expected pace across the second phase down the back lanes, and then I received a 10-minute stop/go penalty for speeding down the lane..."
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Offline Dare

Re: Complete the sentence
« Reply #28 on: September 27, 2007, 10:29:21 PM »
you try to pull off the steering wheel when you park.



You pull the steering wheel off your car when you park
"The
democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those
who are
willing to work and give to those who would not."
--
Thomas
Jefferson

Offline Steven Roy

Re: Complete the sentence
« Reply #29 on: September 27, 2007, 10:40:06 PM »
When you look at a stylised model and try to figure out which car it is based on.

 


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