The wisdom of our time

[Dare]

The Wisdom Of Our Time . . . ?
<>It's not whether you win or lose,
but how you place the blame.

 
<> You are not drunk
if you can lie on the floor
without holding on.

 
<>
We have enough youth.
How about a fountain of "smart"?
 
 

 
 
 
The original point and click interface
was a Smith & Wesson. 

 
<> A fool and his money
can throw one hell of a party. 

 
<> when blondes have more fun
do they know it? 
 

 
<> Five days a week my body is a temple.
The other two it's an amusement park.

 
<> LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES
USE BIRTH CONTROL 

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money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch. 

 
<> Don't Drink and Drive
You might hit a bump and spill something. 

 
<> If at first you don't succeed
skydiving is not for you.

 
<> Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

 
<> Time's fun when you're having flies.
......Kermit the Frog 

 
<> We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse. 

 
 
<>Red meat is not bad for you
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you. 

 
<> Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
give the rest a bad name.


 
<> > Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
to produce reproductive organs. 

 
 
Alabama state motto:

At least we're not Mississippi 

 
<> Gaseous clouds
have been detected
around Uranus. 

 
<> ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY. 

 
<> 
GUN CONTROL:
using both hands 

 
The more I learn about terrorism,
the more I understand the phone company. 
 

[Wizzo]

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