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Author Topic: Polish Divorce  (Read 1375 times)

Offline cosworth151

Polish Divorce
« on: January 10, 2008, 04:48:32 PM »
I was going to put this under Jokes, but it's a real news story.

A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees.

Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.

"I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming," the husband told the newspaper.

The couple, married for 14 years, is now divorcing, the newspaper reported.

Now, did that make you think of the Pina Colada Song?



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Offline Wizzo

Re: Polish Divorce
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2008, 08:28:42 PM »

Her husband asked her how much she had earned, £100.50 she replies.

'Who gave you the 50p?' he says

'Everbody!'

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Offline Ian

Re: Polish Divorce
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2008, 08:32:49 PM »
Some blokes have all the luck don't they.  :DD
An aircraft landing is just a controlled crash.

Offline Dare

Re: Polish Divorce
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2008, 08:47:49 PM »
I wonder how he explained his
visit to the brothel
Mark Twain once opined, "it's easier to con someone than to convince them they've been conned."

Offline Ian

Re: Polish Divorce
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2008, 08:57:55 PM »
Did it matter really ?
An aircraft landing is just a controlled crash.

Offline Dare

Re: Polish Divorce
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2008, 09:00:35 PM »
Did it matter really ?

Not really,wonder if he got a
family empolyee discount
Mark Twain once opined, "it's easier to con someone than to convince them they've been conned."

Offline Ian

Re: Polish Divorce
« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2008, 09:03:15 PM »
I'd have stopped her housekeeping money
An aircraft landing is just a controlled crash.

 


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