Waiter, theres a fly in my pint!

[Wizzo]

One day an Englishman, an American and a Australian walked into a pub together. They preceded to each buy a pint of Fosters.

Just as they were about to enjoy their beverages, three flies landed in each of their pints.

The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.

The American fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing happened.

The Australian picked the fly out of his drink and started shaking it over the pint, yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!"

[cosworth151]

Is that a barfly joke?

Customer: Barkeep, what's this fly doing in my pint?

Barkeep: Looks like the backstroke!

[Ian]

If an albatross landed in my beer I would'nt push it away.

[Dare]

Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!"
"Well, you asked for something with a little body in it."
"It must have committed insecticide."
"Yes, sir, flies aren't very good swimmers"
"Yes, sir, it's the heat that kills them."