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Author Topic: Caption Competition  (Read 14226 times)

Offline romephius

Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #15 on: March 31, 2008, 11:13:04 PM »
WARNING, CRUDE JOKE BELOW












So Bernie, how DOES a woman take it when you ask "Can I go UP on you???"

Rom

Offline Scott

Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2008, 09:02:08 AM »
my vote's for Cos
The Honey Badger doesn't give a...

Offline Scott

Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2008, 09:02:37 AM »
my vote's for Cos
The Honey Badger doesn't give a...

Offline Steven Roy

Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2008, 09:54:03 AM »
Bernie, Bernie, why don't we put on a GP in Tel Aviv & I'll turn up in my Nazi uniform.




OR




Why is Mel Brooks the only many who can dress as a Nazi and get a laugh?


Offline romephius

Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2008, 10:31:44 AM »
Ron Dennis told me he would get me back........

Rom

Offline romephius

Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #20 on: April 01, 2008, 12:54:34 PM »
Hey Bernie..... Your a little teapot short and stout.....

Rom

Offline romephius

Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #21 on: April 01, 2008, 02:50:17 PM »
Did you hear Bernie, A Schumacher pen set...... YIPEE, I'm so excited and I just can't hide it

Rom

(I can't apologise enough for that)

Offline Steven Roy

Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #22 on: April 01, 2008, 02:55:04 PM »
Hey Bernie, I know we are doing a lot more races in Isalmic countries where the grid girls can't wear lycra.  You won't believe the new outfit I have for them.

Offline Scott

Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #23 on: April 01, 2008, 03:21:35 PM »
How did I know that SS girl was actually an employee of McLaren and had a camera in her helmet?
The Honey Badger doesn't give a...

Offline cosworth151

Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #24 on: April 01, 2008, 03:23:54 PM »
How could I know that she was Stepney in drag?
“You can search the world over for the finer things, but you won't find a match for the American road and the creatures that live on it.”
― Bob Dylan

Offline Chameleon

Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #25 on: April 01, 2008, 08:56:10 PM »
I tell you, Bernie, it was all McLaren's fault - if they hadn't been investigating me, none of this would have happened...
Never mind me - read http://f1insight.madtv.me.uk/ :D

Offline Dare

Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #26 on: April 01, 2008, 09:16:33 PM »
from now on it's heil Maxy when you greet me
Mark Twain once opined, "it's easier to con someone than to convince them they've been conned."

Offline cosworth151

Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #27 on: April 01, 2008, 09:23:10 PM »
If you need me, I'll be in the bunker.
“You can search the world over for the finer things, but you won't find a match for the American road and the creatures that live on it.”
― Bob Dylan

Offline romephius

Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #28 on: April 01, 2008, 10:59:30 PM »
NO!! I'm the boss of F1, even the papers said it..... so  :P

Rom

Offline romephius

Re: Caption Competition
« Reply #29 on: April 02, 2008, 01:02:52 PM »
(Mosely to Bernie) HI!!!! I'm Dory.........

Rom

Yes it's a finding nemo joke.......

 


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