Quiet, Please!

[cosworth151]

And they say you Brits are understated! This from Chuck Sheperd's News of the Wierd:

In August two British couples were given sanctions by local councils because their loud, long sex sessions disturbed neighbors. Steve and Caroline Cartwright were issued a noise abatement order by the Sunderland City Council (Caroline: "I do admit I scream and make lots of noise"), and Kerry Norris was fined by the Brighton and Hove City Council for violating a previous sex-noise order with her boyfriend Adam Hinton (a neighbor said their headboard bangs against the wall until 6 a.m.). (Also in August, a neighbor of a swingers' party house in Des Moines, Wash., told a Seattle Times reporter than cries of ecstasy from the house sometimes sound "like a raccoon dying.") [Evening Chronicle (Newcastle-upon-Tyne), 8-29-08] [Daily Telegraph, 8-8-08] [Seattle Times, 8-14-08]

http://www.newsoftheweird.com/archive/index.html

[Ian]

The only noise in my bedroom is the missus snoring and grinding her teeth.