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Author Topic: Help Please :)  (Read 7901 times)

Offline cosworth151

Re: Help Please :)
« Reply #30 on: October 09, 2008, 05:41:39 PM »
What it is, Salina, is that Neil is a pirate, known as Iron Tom Flint. Claw_Grrrl had just sent me that pirate kitten pix, and I just couldn't help myself. ;)

Claw lives in the country and has several cats.
“You can search the world over for the finer things, but you won't find a match for the American road and the creatures that live on it.”
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Offline Ian

Re: Help Please :)
« Reply #31 on: October 09, 2008, 06:24:52 PM »
And he's got a wicked set of front teeth.  :DD
An aircraft landing is just a controlled crash.

Offline Steven Roy

Re: Help Please :)
« Reply #32 on: October 09, 2008, 08:02:55 PM »
Send a cat in after the squirrels.  That will sort them out.

Offline Neil.P

Re: Help Please :)
« Reply #33 on: October 09, 2008, 08:25:36 PM »
It's ok Steven, I managed to get them out in the end thanks. Sorry for Hi-Jacking your thread Salina, glad you sorted your cats names out in the end.

Neil.P


Offline SalinaA

Re: Help Please :)
« Reply #34 on: October 10, 2008, 01:47:36 PM »
No Salina, don't listen to them on here, they are always trying to get me at it. I've never owned a cat but have had squirrels living in the loft recently much to everybody on here's enjoyment ::)

Neil.P

How do you get them out??? They must be loud lool!
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Offline Neil.P

Re: Help Please :)
« Reply #35 on: October 10, 2008, 04:22:44 PM »
I had to buy a squirrel trap from B&Q and entice them in there with nuts Salina, the first three were easy to get out. The fourth and final one turned out to be considerably smarter than me ::) :D Got him in the end though.
As for the noise, well it nearly drove me potty.

Neil.P

Offline SalinaA

Re: Help Please :)
« Reply #36 on: October 10, 2008, 04:41:24 PM »
God what a mission! How long were they up there???

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Offline Neil.P

Re: Help Please :)
« Reply #37 on: October 10, 2008, 05:13:01 PM »
At least a couple of months Salina :D Then I had to let them go one by one and split their little family up sob sob :'(

Neil.P

Offline Ian

Re: Help Please :)
« Reply #38 on: October 10, 2008, 08:15:31 PM »
At least a couple of months Salina :D Then I had to let them go one by one and split their little family up sob sob :'(

Neil.P
You told us you barbecued them Neil.  :o
An aircraft landing is just a controlled crash.

Offline Wizzo

Re: Help Please :)
« Reply #39 on: October 12, 2008, 01:33:41 PM »
I came across this...

A Kitten's Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep,
The king-size bed is soft and deep..
I sleep right in the center groove
My human cannot hardly move!

I've trapped her legs, she's tucked in tight
And here is where I pass the night
No one disturbs me or dares intrude
Till morning comes and "I want food!"

I sneak up slowly to begin
my nibbles on my human's chin.
She wakes up quickly,
I have sharp teeth

And my claws I will unsheath
For the morning here
and it's time to play
always seem to get my way.

So thank you Lord for giving me
This human person that I see.
The one who hugs me and holds me tight
And sacrifices her bed at night!
"No Matter how little money and how few possessions, you own, having a dog makes you rich."

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Offline SalinaA

Re: Help Please :)
« Reply #40 on: October 13, 2008, 02:26:26 PM »
At least a couple of months Salina :D Then I had to let them go one by one and split their little family up sob sob :'(

Neil.P
You told us you barbecued them Neil.  :o

Ah dont be mean  :nono:
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Offline SalinaA

Re: Help Please :)
« Reply #41 on: October 13, 2008, 02:29:19 PM »
I came across this...

A Kitten's Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep,
The king-size bed is soft and deep..
I sleep right in the center groove
My human cannot hardly move!

I've trapped her legs, she's tucked in tight
And here is where I pass the night
No one disturbs me or dares intrude
Till morning comes and "I want food!"

I sneak up slowly to begin
my nibbles on my human's chin.
She wakes up quickly,
I have sharp teeth

And my claws I will unsheath
For the morning here
and it's time to play
always seem to get my way.

So thank you Lord for giving me
This human person that I see.
The one who hugs me and holds me tight
And sacrifices her bed at night!


Thats our cat alright!!! The older one I mean - although I canr omagine him saying thank you - he thinks its his god given right! LOL!
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Offline Dare

Re: Help Please :)
« Reply #42 on: October 13, 2008, 11:34:48 PM »
At least a couple of months Salina :D Then I had to let them go one by one and split their little family up sob sob :'(

Neil.P
You told us you barbecued them Neil.  :o

Ah dont be mean  :nono:

Our Neil wouldn't even hurt a fly,come to think
of it that's what Norman Bates said too
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Offline Ian

Re: Help Please :)
« Reply #43 on: October 14, 2008, 07:05:05 PM »
At least a couple of months Salina :D Then I had to let them go one by one and split their little family up sob sob :'(

Neil.P
You told us you barbecued them Neil.  :o

Ah dont be mean  :nono:

Our Neil wouldn't even hurt a fly,come to think
of it that's what Norman Bates said too
Until he has his cutlass in his hand
An aircraft landing is just a controlled crash.

Offline Neil.P

Re: Help Please :)
« Reply #44 on: October 14, 2008, 07:41:36 PM »
I'm not sure what I do to deserve this, courteous, polite and always friendly that's me. What more in a forum buddy could you all want?? :sick: :DD

Neil.P

 


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